-There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives
-My answering machine message says : Hi, I'm probably at home now, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you
-There are no stupid questions. Just stupid people
-Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils
-Always take a good look at what you're about to eat. It's not so important to know what it is, but it's sure crucial to know what it was.
-If at first you don't succeed, for heaven's sake just blow it up!!!
-Life is tough. Its even tougher when your stupid
AND!...since tomorrow is election day, i also thought that this one was quite fitting!...
People never lie so much as after a hunt during a war, or before an election
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Hope you had a Prodigious day!!!!!
3 comments:
LOL LOL, I LOVE all the quotes; especially the one about the answering machine and the one about election is also very true!
Keep the awesome posts comin'!!
Oh and by the way, The grand opening day of deer huntin' is comin' up; soon we'll be wakin' up in the morning to hear shot after shot--it's always that way. <3 <3
I know....I'm quite random...THANK YOU for the great CD's; I'll email ya later;)
~Lizzy the Patriot~
Hahaha! Way too funny! My favorite was -If at first you don't succeed, for heaven's sake just blow it up!!!
That would describe me... :)
I saw that you couldn't retrieve my message. And by golly I can't figure it out either! But I don't want to put my address in a comment because it goes straight to publishing. :/
And I'm sure I've got to be the only 17yrold who doesn't have an email! oy..
~Kelsey
LOL!!! I have my own horse now!!! I know right?
I want to chat sometime this week if you can so send me an email with a few times you think you will be on.
Love ya!
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