Thoughts from a Cowgirl: Western

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Thursday, August 16, 2012

Country Life!

I found some of these pictures off of pinterest that describe my country life! I love them! so read and enjoy and agree with me! ♥

I Definitly have this problem

I think I shall make this ^ into little busnises cards for my brothers to hand out!

(lol just kidding)

I totally LOVE this picture! ♥

yep yep! thats gonna be my little boys! all geared up for a rodeo! ♥

*sigh* - someday.....

note the little warning at the bottom! its still true for in the winter!
because that would be called COON HUNTING!!! oh yeah!

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Cowboy rules for Wyoming, Nebraska, Arizona, Texas, Oklahoma, Colorado, New Mexico, Montana, Utah and the rest of the Wild West are as follows:

1: Pull Up your pants and wear a belt....... You look like an idiot!

2: Turn your cap right, your head ain't crooked and you look like a moron!

3:Let's get this straight: it's called a "dirt road." I drive a pickup truck because I want to. No Matter how slow you drive, you're gonna get dirt on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way!

4: They are cattle. That's why they smell like cattle. They smell like money to us. Get over it. Don't like it? I-10 & I-40 go east and west,
I-17 & I-15 go north and south. Pick one and go!

5: So you have a $60,000 car. We're impressed. We have $250,000 Combines that are driven only 3 weeks a year.

6: Every person in the Wild West waves. It's called bein' friendly. Try to understand the concept!

7: If that cell phone rings while a bunch of geese/pheasants/ducks/doves/deer are comin' in during a hunt, we WILL shoot it outta your hand. You better hope you don't have it up to your ear at the time!

8: Yeah. We eat trout, salmon, deer and elk. You really want sushi and caviar? It's available down at the bait shop!

9: The "Opener" refers to the first day of deer season. It's a religious holiday!

10: We open doors for women. That's ALL women regardless of age!

11: No, there's no 'vegetarian special' on the menu. Order steak , or you can order the Chief's Salad and tell us to hold the 2 pounds of ham and turkey!

12:When we fill out a table, there are 3 main dishes: meats, vegetables, and breads. We use 3 spices: salt, pepper,and ketchup! Oh, yeah.... We don't care what you folks in Massachusetts call that stuff you eat.....whatever it looks like, IT AIN'T CHILI!

13: You bring 'Coke' into my house, it better be brown, wet, and served over ice. You bring 'Mary Jane' into my house, she better look good, drive a truck, wear a cowboy hat and know how to shoot!!!!!!

14: Collage and High school football is important as the Giants, the Yankees, the Mets, the Lakers, and the Knicks, and a site more fun!

15:Yeah, we have golf courses. But don't hit the water hazards - it spooks the fish!

16:Be considerate.....turn down that car stereo! That thumpin' ain't music to out ears. We don't want to hear that anymore then we want to see your butt! (See #1 above)

17: There's only ONE good God and He's the one we worship. A TRUE westerner will share this with folks who probably don't get it, but we're friendly so we hope you can begin to understand what "getting a life" is really about!!!!

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

On The Ranch

last week we got to go out to the ranch where tanner is now working/living!! we had soo much fun! it was a BLAST!! and it was SOOO awesome to spend the day with him :) i took about 5million pictures, and had a very hard time limiting it down to a reasonable amount to post on my blog here. these are some of my favorites. so enjoy!