Quotes

When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. ~ Roy Rogers

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

My answering machine message says : Hi, I'm probably at home now, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you.

Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment 

**You wish you could ride like a girl**

Life is tough. Its even tougher when your stupid =John Wayne

There are no stupid questions. Just stupid people

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils

People never lie so much as after a hunt during a war, or before an election.

*We’ve Only One Life ~ It Soon Will Be Past ~ Only What’s Done For Christ Will Last

Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear, or a fool from any direction

Talk slowly, think quickly

If it don't seem like it's worth the effort, it probably ain't.

Always take a good look at what you're about to eat. It's not so important to know what it is, but it's sure crucial to know what it was.

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

If at first you don't succeed, for heaven's sake just blow it up!!!
~unknown

"I won't take a bullet for you because if I have time to jump in front of a bullet, you have time to move."

3 comments:

Lizzy the Patriot said...

Hey your quote page is NEAT! I especially LOVED quotes 3, 4, 6, and 10. Those are just the very best!
Post more if you have time;) I like this:)

~Lizzy the Patriot~

Sharon said...

Hey here's some other great horsey quotes I like! ☺

"Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway" ~ John Wayne

"Riding - the art of keeping the horse between you and the ground."

"Don't follow where the path may lead...go where there is no path and leave a trail."

"I'm so busy - I don't know if I found a rope or lost my horse!"

"Life is a journey - enjoy the ride!"

"A stubborn horse walks behind you, an impatient horse walks in front of you, but a noble companion walks beside you."

"There is no secret so close as that between a rider and his horse." ~ Robert Smith Surtees

love ya!

Rosie said...

I really like your quote page!!!!! I like ALL of the quotes!!!!