How to get yourself kicked out of Walmart

1. Take someone's shopping cart and switch the items with stuff from the person next to them's cart.

2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!", etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.

3. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "Hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other person was trying to take your _____.

4. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

5. Hide in clothing racks and jump out yelling, "PICK ME!!!"

6. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?" Then fake an entire nervous breakdown.

7. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men. *BONUS* Add Barbies as casualties.

8. Randomly place large amounts of candy in peoples' carts.

9. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.

10. Go up to an employee, and in a official tone say "Code three in houseware." See what happens.

11. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.

12. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

13. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"

14. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation.

15. Tape a walkie-talkie to the back of a Barbie doll and say to random people, "I know where you live..."

16. Attempt to drown in an empty kiddy pool.

17. If an employee comes within 30 ft scream "GET AWAY FROM ME!!!" Then run out of the store screaming.

18. Walk up to an employee and ask questions like, "Why is this store called Wal-Mart? You don't sell walls."

19. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible."

20. Randomly start putting different size undergarments in people’s carts.

21. Dress up as a giant smiley face and whip price signs. Then yell "ROLLBACK!!!"

22. Walk up to someone. Act like you can read their mind and say, "Sir (or ma'am)... Please don't think that."

23. Walk towards a group of people and hit your head. Say in a loud voice, "Shut up in there."

24. Smear ketchup on yourself, lie on your back in the kids aisle, and pretend to be dead.

25. Run up to random people and ask if they like green eggs and ham.

26. Walk up to the customer service and when they say "Hello, how may I help you?" say "Yes, I'll have a Quarter Pounder with cheese, one strawberry shake, a large order of French fries and a diet coke." And when they start to talk, say "Oh, to go". Then when they say that they can't give it to you say "Oh, This is because I'm gay isn't it? I'd expect this from McDonalds, but not Wal-Mart."

27. Walk up to someone and say "Oh, so your back for more. I warned you never to come back here. Wait here while I go get my shotgun". Then walk away.

28. Buy something that is like $5 and give the cashier all pennies.

29. Stand next to a mannequin and pretend that your a mannequin. Try to hold the same position for as long as possible. Then finally as someone is walking by, check your watch and say. "Finally, my shift is done. I really don't get paid enough to do this."

30. Ride a horse on a stick toy thing and have your friend pull you around the store on a skateboard while you scream, "The British are coming! The British are coming!

and 1 more! --- 31. Super-glue a quarter to the floor and count how many people try to pick it up.

OK!!!!!!!!!! so WHOs going to Walmat with me???????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pole Bending Video

ok so im trying to upload a video! hopefully it works! this was taken earlier this summer. but i just got around to editing it! and decided to try to stick it on my blog! some of you may not know about Gizmo. so i'll tell yall a bit about him!

he is like the second best horse in the world! :) yes i mean it this time! lol Giz has such a HUGE heart! and hes such a big ol guy! so sweet! he has got a TON of speed, he's one of those "All go NO whoa" horses. (as you can see if you watch the video) (Gizmo is actually the horse I worked with/trained that had that huge bucking problem) which i guess makes me love him all the more! so anyway this was Gizmos first time doing pole bending! he's never even PRACTICED the pole bending pattern! can you believe it! Cleo (the lady that owns him) just does some trail riding with him, and when i have him at my house i dont have the fucilities or stuff to practice pole bending! so i just decided to give it a try! we came in a SPLIT second behind the 3rd place person! -- infact someone came up and asked me if he was being professionally trained for pole bending! and im like --- ah.. no this is the first time ever that he has done it! lol

so yep! enjoy the video! sorry it is bad quality! but oh well! :) and i was trying to clip the song, but my computer was freakin out on me and saved it with out the cliped and pasted parts of the song :] lol! ttyl!

Thank Brooke for giving me this blog award!

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7 things bout myself. that yall might not know... hun
1. i hate snakes
2. i have 2 favorite skirts that i wear all the time.
3. i really hate math.
4. i want to learn horse chiropractis
5. i (think) im gonna graduate next year
6. i enjoy playing my pennywistle
7. my neck hurts! lol

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fun fun! :)

Online Debating

i had my last online debate last week! im glade and sad! lol its so totally wicked awesome debating online! my mom got a few pictures. and no im not in my pajamas like i usually am when i debate online! (it is so totally awesome to debate in pajamas rather than a debate/busines suit!) haha you debaters (merrill) know what i mean! lol BTW for those who care. i did DIRECT REFFUTATION this round!!! boy was it scary! and very nerve reacking! but i like it!!!

Flowing :\

Giving my speech! (reading Applications)

still speaking! (very professional aint i??? lol)

...Sweet Land of Liberty...

"Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. we didnt pass it on to our children in the bloodstream. it must be faught for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children, and our childrens children what it was once like in the United States where men were free" ~-~ Ronald Regan

i know. iv already posted something of this sort already. but my heart is so burdened for our dear beloved country. for our precious freedoms, that are almost completly gone. it just breaks my heart. our "sweet land of liberty" what is happening to it? what libertys do we really have anymore? or what (if any) libertys will we have 3-5 years from now? what about only 1 year from now? more people than we would EVER imagine. are working to Disarm us. with the hate crime bill, its already "illegal" to speak out. especially for us Christians. what happened to that right? the freedom of speech? we hardly have any. when a Godly person speaks out against abortion, or homeosexuality they are thrown in the slammer. (but a queer murderer or rapest or something slips off the hook scotch free) and now. with this Health Care bill? what with Obama threatining, and bribing all the democrats to vote for it? whats is up with treatining Ben Nelson that if he didnt vote for the HC bill obamas gonna close our military base at offutt? and if the HC passes. we would have NO freedom to chose! it would pretty much be either go with the flow, or were in the slammer. guys this is PATHETIC!!! Lord God. what is happening? im sorry yall. i just have to rant and rave here. but i guess more than that, let us encourage one another to Pray for our Country. God is STILL on the throne! its hard for me to realize this. I often seem to "forget" but God is in controll.

Dear Precious America. i Love you. i thank all the men and women who origionally established our freedoms, that paid the price, gave the sacrifice to be able to say, "with liberty and justice for all" I thank those that are serving today, trying to protect our freedoms. it is an honor to have friends and Family stepping up to the call of duty, to serve our Country. I Pray for Revival across our Land, i weep for Price that was paid for our freedom, which is now so often taken for granted. i Cry to the Lord to heal our land. will you join with me? our country needs the Prayers of her people more than EVER today. we can NOT be led like sheep to the slaughter. we can not let the trynanry of the our currupt government steal our precious biblical, and constitutional rights

Snow Days!

Walkin in a winter wonder land~ yep thats exactly what we did this morning when it came time to do chores. it has snowed and blowed here the last 2 days, and here are the results. :) enjoy the pictures of our Winter wonder land some of the drifts around here are almost waist high! its crazy! in the low places where the wind blew over, theres still at least 2 feet!!!!