-There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives
-My answering machine message says : Hi, I'm probably at home now, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you
-There are no stupid questions. Just stupid people
-Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils
-Always take a good look at what you're about to eat. It's not so important to know what it is, but it's sure crucial to know what it was.
-If at first you don't succeed, for heaven's sake just blow it up!!!
-Life is tough. Its even tougher when your stupid
AND!...since tomorrow is election day, i also thought that this one was quite fitting!...
People never lie so much as after a hunt during a war, or before an election

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Hope you had a Prodigious day!!!!!