Favorite Quotes

hey yall. in know been a million years since i posted hu? well a lots been going on! i can explain it all in 4 letters! --- LIFE! ha lol. well i just decided to do a quick post of some of my favorite quotes. most of them are western, and a few others. hope ya enjoy them :)

- When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. ~ Roy Rogers

- Don't squat with your spurs on

- the quickest way to double your money is to fold it up and stick it right back in you pocket

- Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment

- Life is tough. Its even tougher when your stupid =John Wayne

- It is not enough for a man to know how to ride; he must know how to fall. ~ Mexican Proverb

- Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils

- People never lie so much as after a hunt during a war, or before an election.

- We’ve Only One Life ~ It Soon Will Be Past ~ Only What’s Done For Christ Will Last

- Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear, or a fool from any direction

- Talk slowly, think quickly

-If it don't seem like it's worth the effort, it probably ain't.

- Tellin' a man to git lost and makin' him do it are two entirely different propositions.

- Always take a good look at what you're about to eat. It's not so important to know what it is, but it's sure crucial to know what it was

- Never miss a good chance to shut up.

- There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives

- If at first you don't succeed, for heaven's sake just blow it up!!!